29 Best Sexual Gag Gifts for Your Next Holiday

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Last Updated: August 22, 2021

Let’s face it, sexual gag gifts never disappoint. A thoughtfully selected raunchy gift will have the entire room chuckling (and it might even be useful if you pick the right one)!

To help, we’ve curated a list of the best sexual gag gifts we’ve found. From unique products to actually useful gag gifts, you’re bound to find the perfect fit for your next event.

Sexual Gag Gifts

Clone-a-Willy

One of the most popular sexual gag gifts, Clone-a-Willy is cutting-edge and modern technology that scratches an itch as old as time.

With this kit, you are able to literally replica the penis of your choice and then use it again and again. A wonderful gift for couples that have to spend time apart, Clone-a-Willy will make you remember your partner fondly. And often.


That’s What She Said Game

That’s What She Said is a party game that will create some fascinating and revealing answers and will get people talking.

If you want something racy and raunchy for your next get-together, this game is exactly what you need. But be warned, you will see your friends in a brand new light.


Willie Warmer

The Willie Warmer is a warming device for your little friend.

This gag gift is a wonderful item to buy for a special man in your life. It will raise a few eyebrows and certainly cause a few laughs too.


Stressticles Stress Ball

When life has you really stressed out and needing some relief, these Stressticles Stress Balls are exactly what you need.

Take out all your frustration and anger with a good, hard squeeze and feel the aggravation of the day just disappear.


Dicks Coloring Book

This adult coloring book is full of big, beautiful dicks.

Color them how you want, give them character and personality. This is a wonderful, raunchy way to relieve stress and feel creative at the same time.


How to Live with a Huge Penis

A gift for men with…special talent, How to Live with a Huge Penis is a book full of poetry, instructions, daily affirmations and prayers to help you adjust and live with having a massive member.

This hilarious gift will definitely boost the ego of your recipient.


Funny Sex Wrapping Paper

This wrapping paper is perfect for your next gift, as long as you are buying for an adult.

Created with risky adult art, it will create a few laughs and is perfect for gag gifts and birthdays and bachelor and bachelorette parties.


Choking Hazard Underwear Set

This set of couples underwear and boxers will have your receipient(s) laughing for hours.

Talk about the perfect white elephant gift. These underwear are also very comfortable, which is just a bonus.


Dirty Word Search

Word searches don’t have to be boring, dry games. No, this book of dirty word searches proves that isn’t true at all. In fact, word searches can be far dirtier than you could possibly imagine.

This book is full of over 50 raunchy, adult puzzles that will raise quite a few eyebrows.


Cum Rag

This small cotton towel is definitely one you don’t want to put out where your parents are visiting.

It comes in discreet packaging and is custom and handmade. It is hilarious, raunchy, and even a bit sexy too.


Custom Photo Butt Plug

Butt plugs are fun, but butt plugs with your own custom picture on it? Now, that is really fun.

These toys come in three sizes and allow for you to add character and personality to them with your own images. This is one of the sexual gag gifts you won’t be able to find anywhere else.


WAP Thong

This WAP thong says it all. It is the perfect pair to wear when you know the night is going to get wet and wild.

Handmade with care and high quality, this is a great gift for your partner or a funny gag gift for a close friend.


Thank You Mug

This mug is thankful for what really matters: orgasms.

A wonderful gift for your spouse or loved one, it is made with durable ceramic and can hold up to 11 ounces of something delicious. This is the sort of naughty gift that still says I love you.


Big Dick Mold

This big dick mold is a wonderful, fun, adult silicone device that is perfect to make cake, soap, chocolate, candles, jello and so much more.

Make sure you have quite the appetite, because this mold’s member isn’t small.


Ring for Sex Bell

Here is a fun gift to remind your lover that it is time to get up close and personal.

This hand bell is a wonderful gift for your partner or bachelor and bachelorette parties.


Hooter Heaters

The hooter heaters is a fun, one-of-a-kind gag gift that provides warmth where you need it most.

While this hilarious gift is perfect year round, it is even more perfect during the holidays. Let your boobs have some holiday spirit!


Inappropriate Face Masks

These inappropriate face masks are daring and definitely not safe for work.

Created with washable materials that feel both comfortable and light, these masks will raise a few eyebrows. If you’re not a fan of their raunchy statements, you can custom make your very own!


BJ Token

Keep this blow job token safe and close at all times — you never know when you might need it.

It is a wonderful Valentine’s or anniversary gift and will cause a few laughs (and perhaps a few new memories too).


I’m Gonna Crumb Mug

This truly adult holiday-themed mug is funny and raunchy and definitely unlike any other Christmas gifts you will give.

Handmade with high quality ceramic and excellent design and detail, this is a mug that will make quite the gift.


Sex & Coffee Mug

Sex and coffee really is the best way to start the day, and this mug makes that perfectly clear. You can’t argue with that!

This adult-themed mug can hold up to 15 ounces of your favorite drink and is a wonderful gift for that special person in your life.


Sexy Candle

Imagine coming home from a long day at work and seeing this lit candle. You know what time it is.

This gag gift is a wonderful item to buy for your boyfriend and will definitely get the point across. Light it up and then enjoy what comes after.


Kitty Carpet

If you didn’t already get the memo, this Kitty Carpet isn’t for your pet cat. This is the perfect gift to keep your nether-regions warm and cozy.

This reusable downstairs toupee is a cute and fun gag gift that is also practical too. Your kitty deserves to stay warm, right?

Funny Hammer Gift

Here is a gift that is funny, sexy and helpful. It’s a real tool, something that can actually hammer in some nails.

But, it also comes with a funny and raunchy statement on the side that will make your partner blush every time they use it.


Penis Wrapping Paper

You won’t forget this wrapping paper any time soon.

This set of three sheets of gift wrap is decorated with a bunch of cute little penises. How adorable! This will make any friend laugh with delight as they unwrap their next gift. Anyone who doesn’t get this wrapping paper is a real dick.


Dick Squirt Gun

This dick squirt gun definitely looks just like the real thing. This well-endowed gun packs quite the punch.

It looks like a vintage, retro toy from the 1970s and holds a bit of water to make anyone wet, in all the right ways. 


Funny Sausage Apron

This sexy apron is a fun and sexy kitchen accessory that will make a few heads turn and cause a few laughs too.

One size fits all and, speaking of size, this apron is well-endowed. Stylish, wonderfully designed and sexy, this apron is a must-have for your kitchen.


Naughty Stacking Blocks Game

This naughty stacking game is definitely not for kids.

It comes with 27 questions that will help you get to know your partner better. Much better, in fact. Some of the questions may make you blush but, hey, it will also bring you closer to your lover.


Weener Kleener Soap

Sometimes you need a deep clean in a very intimate place. That is when this weener Kleener soap comes in handy.

It is a hilarious gag gift that might actually help keep you a bit cleaner. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries and bachelor parties, this is a wonderful item for the man in your life.


Boobs Incense Holder

This incense holder is definitely not for children.

It is a ceramic, elegant piece that will hold your incense cones and emit the delicious smells in quite an original and special way. You haven’t ever seen an incense holder quite like this.