28 Best Pickup Lines We Found on Reddit

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Reddit has a lot to offer, and corny pickup lines are one of them. We’ve searched for hours and found the best pickup lines on Reddit, some of which are extremely corny and some are surprisingly clever.

Next time you’re out, take your pick and try one of these lines out – who knows, it might just work!

Best Pickup Lines on Reddit

“You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I’m cute” 

“Have you got an ugly boyfriend?” No? Do you want one?”

“Do you want some good sex? No? Then you have the right guy.”

“Do you want a bad boy? Well I’m bad at everything!”

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.”

“Are you a cop? Cause I know you’re not here for me, but you’re still making me nervous.” 

Extend hand “Would you mind holding this while I go for a walk?”

“Can I be your appendix? I don’t wanna help you with anything useful, I just want to burst inside you.”

“Is your father in jail? No? If I was your father, I’d be in jail.”

“Are you a trash can? ‘Cause I’d like to take you out.”

“Are you a trash can? ‘Cause I’d like to put my junk inside you.”

“Can I take a picture of you? I need to show Santa what to get me for Christmas.”

“Are you a zero APR loan? Because I don’t really understand your terms and you keep telling me you don’t have any interest.”

“You like pancakes? Then how bout iHop on that ass” 

“You’re going to have to come with me. I’m from the CDC, and your smile is contagious.”

“If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as hot as you, I’d have a nickel.”

“Do you have any raisins? Well how about a date?”

“You’re so adorable, you make a baby deer look like a pile of shit!”

“Is your name homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be.”

“There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!”

“Are you my big toe? Because I would bang you against every piece of furniture in my apartment.”

“You’re so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line.”

“Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

“If you were a chicken, I’d be all over your breasts.”

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.”

“I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.”

“If you need a place to crash I have a couch. It doesn’t pull out, but I do”

“If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.”

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